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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

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homos3xuw3ll:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

FUCK IT ALL

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actuallywatson:

vidabrilla:

liveloveevintage:

the definition of an ideal ocean lookout spot

it sure is

hey thats me and vida

actuallywatson:

vidabrilla:

liveloveevintage:

the definition of an ideal ocean lookout spot

it sure is

hey thats me and vida

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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thefinnishgypsy:

vampire-shadow:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies

I’m moving to fucking australia 

thefinnishgypsy:

vampire-shadow:

heyfunniest:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

yay, for five seconds we can ignore who is ‘leading’ us and be proud of fellow aussies

I’m moving to fucking australia 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via spork)

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

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